*hears thunder outside* Oh Stevie Nicks we’re in it now!
It’s time to bully people without acne. you have clear skin? idiot. I’ll obliterate you from this earth
To put that scene with the kid in the Chinese restaurant from It chapter 2 into perspective imagine seeing John Mulaney in a public place so you guy up to him and say something like “hey I bet you’re new in town haha” and he looks at you with sheer primal horror before telling you to go fuck yourself
americans be like ‘thank you mr. soldier for killing civilians’
Begging on my knees
Screamin’ “someone come and help me”
But by the time they’re there
I’ve already hid the body
[grown men don’t reblog]
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straight pride parade has been around for like 15 years… its called greys anatomy
yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy
everyday i think about “you’re all minorities. you’re in the glee club” and everyday i lose it all over again
how can i sleep when theres IMAGES to look at.. weird sounds to listen to….. gay thoughts to think…!
i don’t mean sexuality as in “hey this 16 year old is gay (:” but sexuality in the sense of “ahahahaha yes this is a book about a 16 year old fucking and having copious amounts of sex in great detail….and Yes this is a coming of age book <3” like come on man
the adult obsession with teen sexuality is so goddamn weird….